Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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