It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize