i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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