you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Every concussion has its silver lining
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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