Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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