**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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