Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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