You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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