Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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