She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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