Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
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You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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