we have officially lost it.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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