Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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