Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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