why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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