somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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