You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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