I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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