we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
The air was thick with penises
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
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I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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