Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
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Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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