So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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