Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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