This girl is more easily done than said...
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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