Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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