is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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