girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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