I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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