i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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