Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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