I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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