I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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