some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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