I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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