eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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this is an emotional support booty call
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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