Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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