My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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