it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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