How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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