i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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