do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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