Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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