Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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