the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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