I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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