Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I want to fling myself into the sun
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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