I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
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i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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