You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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