four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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