That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He? As in you personified your dick?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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