You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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